In order:

  • Miss eight consecutive phone calls from my editor re: breaking news because phone was left on vibrate
  • Husband says, “What’s the big deal? Does editor think this is some kind of internet news show?”
  • Think to self, “WHAT IS IT YOU THINK I DO FOR A LIVING?”
  • Husband says, “Oh that? Yeah, I saw it on the 11 o’clock news last night. You were asleep.”
  • Go to work, get yelled for missing above mentioned phone calls
  • Drive to next county not find appropriate court files re: breaking new
  • Eat McDonalds, feel shamed
  • Drive 70 miles to obtain court files in another county, read horrible things
  • Drive 20 miles, get lost, speed through a town, get a ticket (second in three months!)
  • Drive 50 miles back to another court to find out arraignment is a no-go
  • Drive back to newsroom, talk to ornery detective, file story
  • Get groceries, use the broken self-scan
  • Make dinner, cut thumb through the nail
  • Blog it
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